Beer & Sports on the couch.
Man’s life. You know how I do.
I am so bored.
I’m preparing stupid manuscripts for the Library of Congress.
Will someone please entertain me? I don’t care if you want to ask box me, e-mail me, text me, Facebook me, or show up at my office. I’m falling asleep here. Please save me.
BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]